For every unnecessarily long Zoom, calendar invite that could’ve been a Slack, or “quick touch base” that lasted an hour too long—we’ve got your back. This candle is your silent protest in scent form: calming, clever, and just the right amount of passive-aggressive.
✨ Hand-poured with 100% soy wax
✨ Clean-burning and phthalate-free
✨ Made in Pennsylvania
Light it up, mute yourself, and breathe deep—you’ve earned it.
